I don't mind fat people, I just don't like fat people that try to pretend that one part of their body's fat. Like my Aunt Sara's like that. I'll be like, 'Hey, Aunt Sara, you want a piece of this cake?' She'll be like, 'I can't have that cake. It'll go straight to my hips.' Really? Well, it seems to make a pit stop on your ass and back.
I don't have a huge penis, but I had everything in my bedroom built to three-quarters scale so it looks bigger
That's the gayest thing in the world: a fanny pack. If you're a guy, you're wearing a fanny pack, the only thing inside there's, like, a butt plug and Streisand tickets.
Hahaha they made me laugh :)
/Johanna
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